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Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist
 
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Bob Newhart Names Madeleine Begun Kane Winner of Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor

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Birthplace of Guide For The Opera Impaired,  Mad Gift Giving Guide,  Working Stiffed,  Office Party Follies,  Alpha-Political Farewell To Bush & Cheney,  GOP Piety Song Parody,  Interactive Taxes  and That's What The Law's About.

I write humor columns, limericks, and other funny poetry about everything that irks me: politics & government; marriage & family; the law; career & work; shadowrocket下载官网 technology, privacy, & computers; Donald Trump, the White House, & the GOP; the media; holidays; feminism; cars; music; the news; shadowrocket安卓下载 下载shadowrocket travel & vacations; and New York City. And since I'm easily irked, I update my Political Madness Weblog and my non-political humor blog almost every day.



One never should write. One should scribe.
One must NOT coincide. Instead, jibe.
Are verbs that have color
Much better than duller?
I’m bewildered — must drink … or imbibe.

Boring adjective-freedom’s my goal,
And dull adverbs can sure take their toll.
I abjure and forswear them
And simply can’t bear them.
In this verse, though, they’re taking control.

Perhaps with Verse 3, I’ll succeed
In banishing words I don’t need.
Not an adverb in sight,
Nor an adjective blight.
Push my luck? No, not me! End of screed.

More Light Verse and Funny Limericks Here


POLITICAL SATIRE BLOG    LEGAL HUMOR    baacloud官网登录

You can catch me "Raising Kane" about news, law, and politics on my Political Madness Satire blog or read my more general humor on my Humor Blog.

If you prefer computer, privacy, and Internet humor, please check out my high-tech mayhem.

Have you ever been unemployed? Do you wish you were unemployed? My workplace humor should do the job.

Or if you're into cars, try my "Driven Mad" car humor columns.

You could always sample my media, political, 免费翻国外墙的app music, health, food & drink, fashion & shopping, shadowrocket下载官网 shadowrocket安卓下载 education, feminist, poetry, weblog, shadoweocket电脑端 holiday, and shadoweocket电脑端 humor, or visit my non-political humor blog.



My advice for the Donald: “Forego
Mueller’s questions. Don’t go toe-to-toe.
Cuz deceit is on tap
When your sneering lips flap.
You will lie while you’re saying hello.”

More Political Verse and News Event Limericks and Satire Here


You're leaving already? Please don't go. There's lots more humor by Madeleine Begun Kane. Okay, if you really must, but please don't forget to visit my satirical, funny verse-packed Facebook Page, my limerick and haiku-filled Twitter Page, and my Humor by Madeleine Begun Kane on Google+.


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